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Russian Speaking Cat

2008-05-22T19:14:00.000-07:00

SPEAKADO - Awesome Russian Phrases

2007-10-16T11:45:00.000-07:00

www.speakado.com Their Russian phrases are HILARIOUS and totally on the money, none of that politically correct bullshit.

Another Russian Cartoon "Latex"

2007-06-28T12:56:00.000-07:00

Ukrainian in Moscow

2007-06-10T19:00:00.001-07:00

An absolutely ingenious parody on Sting's "Englishman in NY" song. The lyrics are about a Ukrainian guest worker (In Russia a German word gastarbeiter is typically used) feeling alienated by the realities of Moscow's life.

Russian remedy for migraines

2007-04-26T22:46:00.000-07:00

People traffic jam in Moscow's Subway

2007-02-20T14:21:00.000-08:00

Although Moscow's Subway is by far the most beautifully decorated and crafted underground transportation system in the world, but the city itself is getting really overpopulated - 12+ million people, no freeways or autobahns. As a result, sometimes the mass transportation gets overextended and this happens.

who's mr. putin's successor? here's the answer

2007-02-18T23:23:00.000-08:00

By Aleksei Vishnya (Cherry), a composer internet dissident who uses internet to spread his message via his project called PolitTechno which samples the cuts of Russian politicians’ over techno into some odd and often hollarious mishmashes.

Close call

2007-01-23T00:16:00.000-08:00

Here's a chance to learn some selected Russian profanity. However, this guy's reaction was more than adequate as it was a VERY close call after all.

Punk is not dead.

2007-01-22T23:46:00.000-08:00

Punk is not dead, it just moved to Siberia. These guys used to call themselved Оргазм Нострадамуса (Orgasm of Nostradamus) and played some true punk rock in the best traditions of Sex Pistols. Unfortunately two members of the band died a few years back :(. One was poisoned while on tour in Moscow and another one dies a year later choking on vomitus in his sleep. RIP :(

Bathtub-ing , traditional Russian slalom sport

2006-12-10T07:45:00.000-08:00

Press conference flop

2006-12-07T22:36:00.000-08:00

As this Russian feminist author was pointing out how she doesn't like housewives.. this happened.

Ukrainian Soccer Practice

2006-12-07T22:27:00.000-08:00

Moscow State University "drop out" :)

2006-11-08T19:58:00.000-08:00

An truly amazing jump out of a skyrise - Moscow State University, an equivalent of Russian Harvard, one of the premier universities on the planet and apparently a tall enough structure for "skydiving."

How to subotage a boring lecture Russian style

2006-10-05T15:38:00.000-07:00

Pretty silly, I guess. I isntantly remembered those loooong boring lectures in those huge amphetheater class rooms. I always wanted to something like this.

Demostration in Minsk

2006-09-25T19:32:00.000-07:00

Belorussia is the only openly authoritarian regime in Europe. Here is a short clip of what happens when people get together for a peacefull protest against the current government.

TT-34

2006-09-15T15:42:00.000-07:00

TT-34 is a Belorussian metal band featuring a Russian rapper named Seryoga. Odd combination :) The song is a trivial story about a young factory worker who was, on the day he collected a paycheck attacked by a group Gopniki (small-time street lowlife types) but was able to fight back :)

Crane diving

2006-09-15T15:32:00.000-07:00

These Russian adrenalin junkies are jumping off a huge crane at some major construction site near Kazantip by the blacksea. Kazantip is also known for one of the most popular electronic music/rave festivals in Europe gathering insane crowds of tripping, hormone-ranging, funky-dressing teens from all over Europe and beyond.

Katya Chilly - Ukranian pop scene phenomenon

2006-09-04T15:23:00.000-07:00

This music video is called "Я молодая" - "I am young". Unlike the vast majority of pop/dance music from any parts of former Soviet Union, Katya Chilly is actually able to produce some pretty intelligent music that you can actually dance to. I personally like this fusion of a very melodic Ukrainian folk-style singing and cold, polished electronica typically played by DJs from Northern Europe or Germany.

Group abs exercise in the Russian Army

2006-09-03T23:06:00.000-07:00

One effective way to do the abs. The fact that everyone has different physiology or aptitude is not considered here at. Effeciency at its best, Russian military style..

"Talking Fish" cartoon from Armenian animation studio

2006-08-29T15:14:00.000-07:00

I remember growing up with these awesome cartoons back in the Soviet Union. I realize that it would appear pretty trippy even for the people who do not speak Russian. Take a look :)

Russian experiments in the 40's

2006-08-20T22:08:00.000-07:00

Fake or not it is indeed pretty creepy. The British scientist J. B. S. Haldane appears in the film's introduction and narrates the film, which contains Russian text with English applied next to, or over the top of, the Russian. The operations are credited to Doctor Sergei S. Bryukhonenko. Since its Prelinger Archives release, the film has provoked much controversy. Ken Smith, author of Mental Hygiene: Classroom Films 1945 - 1970, believes the film is fake. He mentions, among other things, that the decapitated dog scene shown in the film could have been produced with simple special effects. Smith cites only his reaction to the film as evidence. Others are skeptical of J. B. S. Haldane's ties to the Communist party; they propose that the film was produced as Soviet propaganda.

Dr. Bryukhonenko's research was vital to the development of open-heart procedures in Russia. He was one of the leaders of the Research Institute of Experimental Surgery, where Professor A.A. Vishnevsky performed the first Soviet open-heart operation in 1957. Bryukhonenko developed a new version of the autojektor (for use on humans) in the same year; it can be seen today on display at the Museum of Cardiovascular Surgery at the Scientific Center of Cardiovascular Surgery in Russia.Bryukhonenko was awarded the prestigious Lenin Prize posthumously.

bats in a russian household :)

2006-08-20T12:05:00.000-07:00

My Russian friend Valeriy and I were working on remodeling my house when this bat flew into an open door. It kept flying around trying to find a way out. We opened windows and doors for it, but it just could not seem to find the exit. I guess we confused its sonars completely, as we probably resonated differenly then walls and returned sound resembling the open doors :). So it kept trying to fly THROUGH us.

For the first time in our lives we applied the knowledge we acquired from "Young Naturalist" a TV show we used to watch while growing up in USSR back in the old days.:) The bat got really exhausted after flying around non-stop, landed on the floor, just crawled outside through the door and then flew away later. We were afraid that that my cat would try to catch the crawling bat, but the cat got freaked out by all of the comotion of two grown men running around with the cameras and evacuated itself into an open vent in the kitchen for a few hours.

Another Russian Army Hazing video

2006-08-20T00:01:00.000-07:00

Well, what can I say about the hazing in the army in my country. I guess some "initiation" traditions are present in any army, navy, certain sports or even sometimes schools. Some of such practices possibly carry some symbolic value and signify passing into adulthood or becoming a part of a certain group. Some of these rituals, however, seem just out-right senseless and doubtfully carry anything but the senseless violence and a source of some sadistic form of entertainment for the utterly bored men who happen to be in a senior position to the ones being "intiated." I'd be curious to hear what other people think about this.

Russian Skaters vs. skinheads

2006-08-14T16:39:00.000-07:00

It's a misconception that skinhead movement appeals to the majority of ethnically Russian teens. Some kidos from the "cool scater crowd" are not exactly fond of these aspiring neu hitler jungen and here is how they express it:

Russian newscast blooper

2006-08-11T14:48:00.000-07:00

Another TV blooper from a major network NTV. Just watch it till the very end :)

A very very weird PR move for Vladimir Putin

2006-07-30T18:38:00.000-07:00

Russian president Putin along with some members of his administration were doing a "meet the common folk" thing in cremlin when Vladimir Vladimirovich suddenly decided to talk to a six-year-old boy from the crowd, asked him a few quick questions and for some strange reson ( I guess in the spur of the moment) decided to LIFT THE BOY'S SHIRT AND KISS HIM IN THE STOMACH? What was V V thinking at that moment is a mystery...

Russian Cartoon version of Beck's Loser

2006-07-28T03:46:00.000-07:00

by Moscow-based flash cartoon studio Mult.ru

Russian Winter Fight

2006-07-24T19:22:00.000-07:00

This seemingly silly teenage brawl may very well be a a vestige of an ancient russian tradition of the Pancake week or "Maslenitsa," a purely Russian holiday, which dates back to the pagan times. Originally, it was a time for Russian peasants to say good bye to winter and to perform certain rituals that they believed will help them to grow more crops in the upcoming year. One of those rituals was to burn the Scarecrow that symbolized winter. Men and women used to take one sheaf of straw from their yards, piled up these sheaves in a one big pile whereof they made a big Scarecrow. Another ritual was a massive fist fight among the young unmarried men. It was a chance for young guys to show how bold and strong they are. Young unmarried girls came to look at them and each girl tried to decide whom she would like to see as her future husband. The guys knew that the girls were looking at them, and it excited them even more.

Russian Style of opening a beer bottle with a rock!

2006-07-23T12:44:00.000-07:00

Some of my Russian friends are trully talented people,especially when it comes down to food and drink :)

Linda

2006-07-14T00:21:00.000-07:00

Linda is one odd phenomenon of Russian pop scene. Not exactly "alternative" or "independent" in the true meaning of the terms, but not exactly your typical euro-pop shit either. Asian melodies in almost every song is either a clever image management move or a sign of creative fusion. I guess, kinda like Russia itself, not exactly European but not entirely Asian either.

Winter in Russian Far East

2006-07-07T14:29:00.000-07:00

Continuing the topic of Vladivostok and the Russian Far East, here is a pretty crazy video of how it is difficult to drive in winter in the Russian Far East. It is difficult to drive in Vladivostok in general, since most of the cars in the city are from Japan. Yes, you are reading it right - it is difficult to drive in Vladivostok, because most of the cars are FROM JAPAN. Someone would say, "So what? Japanese cars are prevalent in many countries, but it doesn't make things harder". Yes, but most of the cars in the Russian Far east are made FOR Japan, a left-driving country, with the steering wheel on the right side of the car.... and Russia is a RIGHT-DRIVING country that would normally require right-driving cars, that is with steering wheel on the LEFT!

Fire TRAGEDY in Sberbank building in Vladivostok

2006-07-05T15:22:00.000-07:00

At 11:45am on January 16, in Vladivostok, Russia, a fire broke out on the three upper floors of the Sberbank building.
The video recorded by eye-witnesses show people, who were trapped, dropping from 8th floor windows to their deaths. According to some reports the firemen who were dispatched to the scene were pre-occupied at the rear of the building. They had apparently been ordered to evacuate the bank and its management from the area that was not under immediate threat. The oficial death toll was 19. The real number is rumoured to be over 50. Very, very sad. WARNING: The video footage contains some pretty gruesome imagery of people jumping off 8th floor.

Stupid Skinheads

2006-07-03T17:20:00.000-07:00

Sadly, skinhead and other fascist groups are gaining power in Russia. These bastards launched a bunch of self-promoting websites with videos of their "actions." Judging by the videos, beating up defenceless person by a larger group is considered to be a true act of courage and manifistation of racial pride. Overall, the rise of fascism in our country is truely oxyMORONic, especially in Russia which is a very mixed Euro-Asian country with 100+ large native non-slavic nationalities. Russia was ruled by Tatar-Mongols for 300 years, then had another 400 years of eastward and westward expansion - actively mixing with with nations it took over, then 70 years of communist national and racial forced integration. This produced one of the most amazing cultural and genetic pool of people in the world. So, how can anybody speak of of racial purity here and other nazi bullshit and why?

Russian Jerry Springer Brawl

2006-06-30T23:19:00.000-07:00

Russian version of Jerry Springer called Okna [Windows] a trashy copycat show with brawls, cheesy family feuds and hoedowns.

russian vodka commercial

2006-06-30T23:14:00.000-07:00

Unbelieable. Only in Russia they can show this kind of stuff on primetime TV.

Russian Peasant Woman's AMAZING Kinetic powers

2006-06-27T18:20:00.000-07:00

In the 1930's the scientists discovered this Russian peasant women named Olga, with trully extraordinary powers!!!!!!! Here is the "documentary" evidence... :)

Kamaz wedding

2006-06-23T22:49:00.000-07:00

Russians have this old wedding tradition when a groom has to carry a bride across the river by a bridge. Carrying out this most romantic custom often gets interrupted by passers-by, weather conditions, excessive weight of a bride, semi trucks... :)

Russian Beer Commercial

2006-06-22T11:18:00.000-07:00

This link was sent to me by someone named Annika80 and recommended as a funny commercial. I watched this guy getting ready for a night out in front of the mirror repeating a lame pick-up line ("Do you want me to guess what your name is" in Russian) and was a little confused about where the funny part was, till the very last second :) Thanks Annika

really drunk russian teen thug

2006-06-14T22:35:00.000-07:00

This wacko has some balls and no brains whatsoever. I am surprised he got away without being busted or getting his ass kicked.

Pig slaughter in Ukraine

2006-06-14T09:50:00.000-07:00

Good video showing where pork chops and that famous ukrainian bacon come from. Stage 1, so to speak.

Putin judo

2006-06-14T00:51:00.000-07:00

Putin is a former KGB man and has a black belt in Judo. I am not exactly a hardcore Putin's supporter, but politics aside, it does get impressive when you see him wrestling, flying a fighter jet or chatting with Shroeder or Merkel in pretty decent German.

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Another Live Russian TV scuffle

2006-06-12T18:21:00.000-07:00

When Russian politician touch upon the issue of nationality and nationalism on TV or off-camera, occassionally something like this happens.

russian mosh pit and slam dance

2006-06-11T22:06:00.000-07:00

This video was shot at a some punk rock concert in Russia, but the audio is a Russian folk song "Kalinka". Check out this hollarious fusion.

Another Russian Hockey fight

2006-06-11T16:46:00.000-07:00

Russians are still extremely passionate about hockey. Emotions run high at the games. Occasionally they errupt into something like this.

another Moscow nightlife video

2006-06-07T23:33:00.000-07:00

Moscow's nightlife is like nothing else. No comments or videos will ever describe it. Gotta come visit and see for youself.

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Yeltsin Groovin'

2006-06-07T22:52:00.000-07:00

Yeltsin was an interesting character in the history of Russian politics. Him being our first post-soviet president was definately representative of the times after the collapse, the anarchy and ... kinda of wild west type o' system.

an attempt of gay parade in Moscow :)

2006-06-07T22:47:00.000-07:00

Kinda of a lame newscast by CNN. I find it pretty funny every time westerners try to analyze Russian mentality.

Communist Mario

2006-06-06T00:59:00.000-07:00

Another odd flash creation I came across today. The setting does, in fact, remind early Soviet propaganda posters. I'd replace the silly evil mushrooms with bourgeois characters in top hats for more authenticity.

Russian Krishna followers

2006-06-05T11:31:00.000-07:00

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the religion was no longer controlled by the government or at least no to the same extent as it used to be. A lot of religious orgazniations and outright weird sects flooded Russia from the West and the East. Some established strong presence, some evaporated after the novelty wore off. Seems like Krishnaism, although not as popular as in the 90's still has some presense in Russia and occasionally you can see this odd picture of young, oddly dressed Slavik dood singing and chanting on the streets.

young russian police academy grads + plastic bong giggles

2006-06-04T12:36:00.000-07:00

I don't think I ever saw uniformed people do this :)

A really painfall fall

2006-06-02T20:53:00.000-07:00

A game of Chikharda (leapfrog?), some goofy game with losely defined rules played by Russian kids went terribly wrong here. Big, big ouch.

Masyana - the most popular animated character on Russian web

2006-06-01T23:55:00.000-07:00

Masyana is definately the most recognizable animated character of Russian internet. Masyana - appeared online a few years back as aside project of Oleg Kuvayev, an animator from St. Petersburg and ended up becoming this huge cartoon mania in Russia, was picked by some major TV networks, almost drowned in litigation over copyrights and came afloat as an independent project once again..

off-road in 1/6 of the world

2006-06-01T00:34:00.000-07:00

Russia still remains to be 1/6 of the world's surface. So it is still a lot to cover when it comes down to decent roads. You'd think it would be a paradise for those crazy off-road auto enthusiasts. Think again.

Fight in the Russian Parlament

2006-06-01T00:24:00.000-07:00

Zhirinovsky, a Russian politician, leader of ultranationalist party is always ready to fight for what he believes in. Literary.

Soccer Catfight prevented ( barely) - lame, but hot

2006-05-31T01:19:00.000-07:00

Russian reality shows are just as lame as anywhere else in the world. This short clip is from of one of those shows where they put a bunch of beautiful people together and make them do all sorts of stupid crap. I wonder if this idiotic indoor soccer accident would be watchable at all if it did not involve beautiful Russian women. Oooh so lame, yet sooo much drama and heat..

Smoke Kills - My favorite Russian Flash animation

2006-05-29T15:27:00.000-07:00

This hollarious cartoon is done by the guys from Antimult Studio, a Moscow-based flash animation shop. This is a fairly short, but rather informative piece of work. It manages to mention: Health risks of smoking, complexity of foreign affairs, apocalypse , terrorism, political scandal, interconnectedness of all events in our lives, yellow submarine and American Pie :)

Ameuter Beer commercial by 2 crazy russkiz :). Don't try this at home!

2006-05-29T12:19:00.000-07:00

the captions say - after 3 cans...

Those white structures underneath are beer-garden type of tents typicall for big events in Russia. If I am not mistaken, that' the famous Bolshoy Theater in the background there.

Dove of Peace Accident ( a little dark, but hollarious)

2006-05-28T10:46:00.000-07:00

June 1st is a holiday in Russia with an odd name of "International Day of Children Defense." The day is typically associated with the last day of school and celebrated with a "Lineika" (lit.: line-up in a row) when the entire school (in Russia elementary, middle and high schools are often in the same building) is lined up in the schoolyard for some parade-like gathering. I had to suffer through these for 10 years in a row always wishing for something out-of-ordinary or funny to happen. Something like in this clip, I guess :)

Freaky Exorcism video in Russian Orthodox Church

2006-05-27T07:15:00.000-07:00

I guess, not a common practice for a Russian Orthodox Church. This may totally be unrelated, but I remember reading about some Romanian priest last year who was charged with murder who tried expeling a 23-year-old girl's demons by cruicifying her to a wall inher convent room.

5-min of internet fame

2006-05-27T01:19:00.000-07:00

This one is probably already seen by many. One of the classic Russian TV bloopers. Interviewing a miner and discussing some heavy social stuff is interrupted by this silent champion of sober lifestyle.

Armwrestingling Russian Army Style

2006-05-25T20:21:00.000-07:00

Regular armwrestling match - pretty irregular ending :)

Self-censorship?

2006-05-24T23:29:00.000-07:00

Major TV networks in Russia felt a little uneasy to show this animation - music video. The meaning of the lyrics can be losely translated as "How can we win, if we can be bought and sold." Gazmanov (a pop singer, somewhat popular in the late 80's) is not at all subtle in his references to corruption in the goverment. Smart PR move or true patriotism? You be the judge..

Lefortovo Tunnel

2006-05-24T08:42:00.000-07:00

Lefortovo Tunnel ( Moscow Russia) is the largest inner-city tunnel in Europe with capacity of 3800 cars per hour. Sometimes in winter the thawed groundwaters and river runoff water sip through the cracks and re-freeze on the pavement, then this happens...

Halloween at a Moscow nightclub

2006-05-23T20:47:00.000-07:00

There are a lot of adjectives describing Moscow nightlife and boring is definitely NOT one of them. Although this clip maybe a spoof music video, it definitely resembles one of those crazy parties you can only attend in good ol’ M-City.

HOCKEY FIGHT: RUSSIA vs. CANADA 1987 world junior championship

2006-05-22T20:59:00.000-07:00

1987 - the peak of Cold War when every major sporting event involding the East and the West had some serious political undertones. This is an example of one of those situations when the tension completely errupted into a nasty brawl, starting by Canadians. The officials had no control of the situation whatsoever. In hopes to stop the fighting the lights at the arena were shut off, but...the fighting continued in the dark!

Dvinsk Clan Parkour

2006-05-21T21:35:00.000-07:00

This Russian Parkour video is shot in a typical Russian provicial "Bedroom District."
Parkour (also called freerunning, abreviated to PK) is a physical discipline of French origin in which participants attempt to pass obstacles in the fastest and most direct manner possible, using skills such as jumping and climbing, or the more specific parkour moves. The obstacles can be anything in one's environment, so parkour is often seen practiced in urban areas because of many suitable public structures that are accessible to most people, such as buildings and rails. ( WIKIPEDIA)

Russian Army Hazing

2006-05-21T19:52:00.000-07:00

Hazing is still rampant in the Army. Hopefully things will change once the Russian Army turns Professional-only and draft will be banned.

Russian Massive soccer fan fight

2006-05-21T12:44:00.000-07:00

These massive brawls were pretty common in the 90's after the collapse of the Soviet law enforcement system.

Heavily accented drunk Russian Yoga.

2006-05-21T12:03:00.000-07:00

This is pretty flexible for a 50-year-old. I think he was going for some Tree Pose, but ended up with some twisted cirque du soleil position.